I’ll either be in the crowd or on the stage at this infamous epic shitscircus of an event.

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(5) OAK/Tourettes –Next Slam: THURS, June 1.
Jamie Da Wolf checks in:
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$250 Freestyle Rap Battle (16 Slots Available)
$100 Hardcore Poetry Slam (8 Slots Available)
Dirty Haiku Bout: LORENZO vs. CHRISTIAN
The Muppet Can’t Touch This Showdown!
Do It Yourself Puppet Pornography!
Shotgun Insult Contest * Stoned Algerbra Bout
Featuring INFINITE on a LOOP MACHINE!
Battle Beats by DJ F*CK OFF
Onstage Freakin’ by QUEEN BLANKETY BLANK
Hosted by JAMIE DEWOLF and GEOFF TRENCHARD
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—-This THURSDAY Summer kicks into high gear with
an action packed line-up, beat-boxing mania, pyro-
technic poetry, poloroid porn and puppets, and one
of the most fierce freestyle battles we’ve seen in
months! The Bay Area Slam Season is at it’s peak,
with champions taking crowns left and right and
ready to deliver the goods to a screaming crowd!
With the $1000 Mind Games Freestyle Battle the
following night (judged by yours truly) at 2232,
the sign up list will be crowded with out of state
battle champions, true legends in their own scenes,
emcees who’ve I’ve only watched on DVD’s and who
scare the shit of the locals. Will a house favorite
take the cash or will a traveling samarai cut off
everyone at the neck and take the trophy home?
—-The incredible battle champ and internationally
renknowned beat-boxer INFINITE will feature for the
first time with a LOOP MACHINE, layering his awe
inspiring rapid fire hip hop vocal percussion over
HIMSELF LIVE, creating entire songs from scratch!
Will he outdo KID BEYOND? The hordes are frothing
to see him take his skills up ten notches and smash
the place! And who can nastiest with a poloroid?
Who will win the costumed lap dance contest? Who
can challenge anyone to stoned algerbra? Where’s
the Beef? We’re tearing the doors off this mutha-
fucka! This show WILL SELL OUT so get there early!
–OAKLAND METRO 201 Broadway @ 2nd, Jack London
Square. Hosted by Jamie DeWolf & Geoff Trenchard
& DJ F*CK OFF! * ALL AGES *Full Bar* Sign up 8pm
* Show 8:30pm * $7-10 Sliding Scale
Info: tongueartillery @ hotmail.com